Groot and Rocket in Rocket Raccoon # 2
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. ‘Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?’ Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
tagged by vorobey008 (sort of "the Simon to my Amy")
Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle and write down the first ten songs it plays (no skipping) then
tag ten people to do the same feel the joy of finishing a meme post in time to get home an prepare dinner for your nephew.
You’re putting the claret at risk. I suggest you step outside and rid yourself of half a league’s worth of dust.
- By all means, we must protect the claret.